monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(Source: rneerkat, via dulect)

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr, via dulect)

ohsnapitzshadow:

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

Is this a thing

(via deliriousdaylight)

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

(Source: iliketoeatsalamanders, via be-the-apple-to-my-cherry)

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

(via dulect)

rochellek1994:

R.I.P to all of the victims of the Ukraine-Russia MH17 passenger plane attack. x

rochellek1994:

R.I.P to all of the victims of the Ukraine-Russia MH17 passenger plane attack. x

(via be-the-apple-to-my-cherry)

satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

(via dulect)

My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.

escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag, via pizza)