“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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ivanswaginski:

hello everyone that needs to do their hw

do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK FRIEND YOU CAN DO IT

(Source: ivanswaginsky, via shutthefrontdoorandstayinthecar)

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

cannibal-giraffe:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

I finished this in my head with “…can prevent forest fires”

(Source: tinsoftware, via nikki-heatt)

introvertedcaskettshipper:

vegan-vulcan:

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT



i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

jesus christ

introvertedcaskettshipper:

vegan-vulcan:

chad-hunter:

awesomephilia:

strippedtease:

okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT

i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.

jesus christ

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

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ayeemilyy:

29nede:

THIS GIRL TEXTED HER EX THE WHOLE LYRICS OF GOTTA GO MY OWN WAY FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IM SCREAMING

Hahahaha I’m fucking dead! 😭😭

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beben-eleben:

A Man’s True Meaning Of Pain

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